Take2008/I

Jim:
You've got to make sacrifices like that with birds.

Jim:
It shows you care.

Jeff:
Yeah.

Jim:
Wow. I should take more advice from you. You're like a white 'Hitch'.

Jeff:
I get more action than you do, b*tch!

Jim:
Don't call me a b*tch, Hitch. It's unladylike.

Jeff:
You know, maybe if you came out with me a bit more often you'd get more action. Okay?

Jim:
What, like Freda? Do you remember 'the Freda incident'?

Jeff:
Yeah, I do remember 'the Freda incident', but the fact of the matter is she was, you know, kinda hot, and... oh, for Christ's sake! You know, your uni spell would have been one long dry spell instead of two if you'd just, like, hung out with me a bit more, okay? You got some action with Freda and that was because of me, because I dragged you down to that bar at the bottom of uni and you started talking to her you ungrateful tit!

Jim:
Yeah, and I never asked you to do that, by the way. Did I ever ask you to do that? No. I never asked for your help in that regard.

Jeff:
Oh, I'm sorry. You're upset because I'm your pimp?

Jim:
I don't need a pimp, Jeff. I don't want a pimp. Look Freda was alright. It was an alright experience, but, you know... her wonky eye kinda freaked me out. I mean, I know that sounds horrible, but it did.

Jeff:
Dude, you still f***ed her. There's nothing wrong with that.

Jim:
Yeah, I know, but she liked to look at me a lot during. And it was pretty awkward when...

Jeff:
She liked to look at you a lot during?

Jim:
Yeah, and it was pretty awkward when she was... you know, down there. I didn't know if she was, you know, concentrating or looking at the clock on the bedside table, like "how much longer do I have to do this?" [Jeff bursts out laughing] It's not funny, Jeffery!

Jeff:
Don't call me Jeffery.

Jim:
Okay.