Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 1 - Launch of the Screaming Narwhal2009

Guybrush Threepwood:
Tell me more about this locket.

Voodoo Lady:
It was given to me by my... friend... Coronado De Cava.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Why do you keep putting dramatic pauses around "friend?" Was Coronado-?

Voodoo Lady:
Yes, he was my boyfriend.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Icky!

Voodoo Lady:
We met in the Jerkbait Islands many years ago. I fell in love with his treasure hunting mind and his beautiful eyes. He fell in love with my voodoo charms and my supple...

Guybrush Threepwood:
[sticks fingers in ears] La-la-la-la-la-la! Not listening!

Voodoo Lady:
[Inaudible until Guybrush pulls his fingers out of his ears] -like a volcano! But after several months of ocean-steaming passion, our love cooled after he became obsessed with the myth of La Esponja Grande. When we parted, he gave me that locket.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Sad... and disquietingly graphic.