Team Fortress 22007

Bombinomicon:
[reaching the end of the battle for Hell Island] Okay guys, first come first serve. Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads.

Bombinomicon:
Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven. [laughs] Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!

Bombinomicon:
Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals. [tearfully] I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts.

Bombinomicon:
Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff.

Bombinomicon:
Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!

Bombinomicon:
Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff. [whispering] Sorry, I love you guys.