Ted2012

[from trailer]

[thunder is heard outside]

Lori:
I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?

John:
I am not!

[Ted comes running into the bed]

Ted:
Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?

John:
F***ing right.

Ted:
Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.

John:
Alright.

John, Ted:
[singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "F*** you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!" [blow raspberries]