Ted

     

Ted2012

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes

Ted is a 2012 American comedy film about a man whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now he must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend. more »


Donny:
I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.

Ted:
Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...

Donny:
Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?

John:
What?

Ted:
Excuse me?

Robert:
I want it.

Ted:
[defensively] Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?

John:
[Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.

Robert:
Stand up straight when you're talking to me!

John:
[Dumbfounded] Why the f*** would he say that?

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