Ted2012

Ted:
Lori was right about you: you *cannot* take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.

John:
Oh, and *you* can?

Ted:
I don't *have* to! I'm a f***ing *teddy bear*! Y'know somethin'? I didn't tie you up and *drag* you to that party, alright? I *wanted* you to come, because you're *supposedly* my best friend!

John:
You can't stand there and tell me havin' been with Lori has always been a threat to our friendship! I mean, it always works out so much better for *you* when we're sittin' around gettin' *f***ed* up on the couch till nine am, doesn't it?

Ted:
[Scoffs] Listen to yourself. What am I, Emperor Ming here controllin' your mind? That's *your* choice, John! And by blamin' me, you're just makin' yourself look like a p*ssy.