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[Rex escorts John to the second floor of his house, showing off all of his expensive memorabilia]

Rex:
This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat. I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at an auction.

John:
Wow, cool.

Rex:
Yeah, cool. [Pointing at boxing gloves on display] These boxing gloves worn by Joe Louis in his first fight. [Stops and points at abstract painting] This is art. Get it?

[John shrugs]

Rex:
[Pointing at glasses on display] These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth like a million dollars. [pointing at a photo frame] That's me and Tom Skerritt. Oh, check this out. [They stop in front of a display] This is Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed. Every now and then, when life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here... and look at that. It reminds me that... things aren't so bad.

John:
Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Rex:
[Looks at John] Sometimes you don't.

[They both walk to the bar]

Rex:
So, talk to me, Jonny Quest, how are things with you and Lori?

John:
You know, things are great, actually.

Rex:
Oh that's great. That is great.

John:
You know, uh, Lori would hate me for saying this, but, she told me how you are at the office. And as one gentleman to another, I just wanna say I really hope you f***ing get Lou Gehrig's disease.

Rex:
[Giggles] Well, uh, let me, uh, let me get to clear the air a little. I mean, yeah, I'm kind of a fun time boss and whatnot. But look, man, I do that with everyone at the office. I'm a kook. I have no desires on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. You know, I think you're a great guy, and she's a very lucky girl.

John:
Well that's good to hear.

Rex:
Yeah.