Ted

Ted2012

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes

Ted is a 2012 American comedy film about a man whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now he must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend. more »



[John rushes to Ted's apartment]

Ted:
Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

John:
Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

Ted:
Okay, get ready. Hey Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

['Flash's Theme' plays as John sees Sam Jones turn around and walk toward him. He then imagines a scene from 'Flash Gordon' where they both ride a rocket cycle in the skies of Mongo]

Sam J. Jones:
How you doing? [Offers bro fist] Good to meet you.

John:
[Does bro fist with Sam] I thank you for saving every one of us.

Sam J. Jones:
You're welcome.

Ted:
He acknowledged it!

Sam J. Jones:
Let's do some shots.

John:
With you?

Ted:
Oh my God.

John:
Yes! Oh my God, yes!

Ted:
Totally, yes!

Sam J. Jones:
Let's go!

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