Ted2012

Ted:
[Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.

[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]

Ted:
Hey, uh, hey Ellen.

Ellen:
Yeah?

Ted:
Who's that over there?

Ellen:
[Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.

Ted:
Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]

Ted:
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.