Ted2012

Ted:
Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.

John:
Italian.

Ted:
Italian, yes.

John:
What's the special on Tuesdays?

Ted:
Eggplant parm.

John:
Chopped salad half price.

Ted:
And it's a non-restricted place.

John:
Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?

Ted:
Anybody can come.

John:
Of course.

Ted:
Jews are welcome.

John:
Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?

Ted:
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

John:
Yeah, but why even bring that up?

Ted:
You don't bring it up. You just let 'em in.

John:
So why mention it?

Ted:
No one will.

John:
So why are we talking about it?

Ted:
You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.

John:
Yeah, let 'em in.

Ted:
Exactly.

John:
Right.

Ted:
Good.

John:
Okay.

Ted:
No Mexicans, though.