Ted2012
Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes
Ted is a 2012 American comedy film about a man whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now he must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend. more »
Ted:
No, see trust me I can do this.
Guy #1:
Shut up.
Guy #2:
Let him try it, man.
Guy #1:
All right. Okay. [Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
Ted:
What?
Guy #1:
[Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound] Son of a b*tch!
Ted:
Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
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