Ted 22015

[Ted enters the New York Comic-Con and bumps into Guy, who is dressed as The Tick]

Guy:
Hey, Ted!

Ted:
Guy?

Guy:
I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey Rick! It is Ted.

[Rick appears, dressed as Lt. Worf]

Rick:
Hey, how are you doin'?

Ted:
Hey, what's going on?

Guy:
What are you doing here?

Ted:
[sighs] You know, I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?

Guy:
Well, you know, uh, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag.

Rick:
Yeah. Dress up like we're into this sh*t and f*** with the nerds.

[Guy stops a guest passing by]

Ted:
Hey, spaz. Uh, why don't you go get me some Big League Chew. How about that, huh?

[Guy gives the guest a wedgie. He and Rick laugh as the guest runs away]

Ted:
Ha-ha. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there. [noticing the bulge on Guy's costume before walking away]

Guy:
Right on. You too, man.

[Guy looks at his hands]

Guy:
Goddammit, that underwear had sh*t on it!