Ted 2

Ted 22015

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 115 minutes

Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law de… more »



[Ted runs away from Donny all over the New York Comic-Con, then he hides among a display of similar teddy bears. Donny sees the display]

Donny:
You know, I really love that Neil Diamond. Especially that song they sing at the, uh, the Red Sox games. It's just so infectious. You just can't help but sing along.

Donny:
[singing] Hands touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you, Sweet Caroline...

[Ted suddenly reacts to the song, giving himself away among the teddy bears]

Ted:
Bah, bah, bah!

[Donny lunges at him]

Ted:
F***! Crazy son of a b*tch!

[Ted struggles to escape by punching Donny, but Donny punches back]

Vendor:
Hey! What are you doing to that bear?

Donny:
I'm sorry, I uh,

Vendor:
You better be planning on buying that!

Donny:
He just reminds me of when I was a kid.

Vendor:
Yeah, that's great. $40.

Donny:
Okay. I have $40 here.

[Donny gives the vendor his money before walking away with Ted]

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