Ted 2

Ted 22015

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 115 minutes

Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law de… more »



[Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted]

Donny:
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs.

Tom Jessup:
Is that him?

Donny:
Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him.

Tom Jessup:
Jesus! Why did you bring him here?

Donny:
Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

[Guy and Rick appear behind them]

Guy:
Hey, Ted!

[Donny and Jessup turn around]

Guy:
Is that you?

Donny:
Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up.

Guy:
[pointing at them] Ah, rock on, Ted.

Donny:
[pointing back] Eff yeah.

[Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway]

Rick:
Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

[Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer]

Guy:
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.

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