Ted 2

Ted 22015

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 115 minutes

Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law de… more »



[Ted smokes some marijuana using Sam's penis-shaped bong. John pulls out his smartphone and takes a picture]

Ted:
Oh, what the f***? What are you doing?

John:
[texting] Hashtag: My amazing summer.

Ted:
Goddammit, what the hell is wrong with you?

Ted:
Oh, I f***ing owe you, you bastard.

Ted:
What do you mean? I was just messing around.

John:
Oh, shut up and suck that dick.

Ted:
Oh, f*** you.

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