Teenage Wasteland2006

Clarence:
Just after Karl moved in Mum got all excited about having another wage in the house.

Clarence:
So she decided to splash out a bit.

Clarence:
One night she told me she was gonna buy a new TV the next day and offered me the one in the living room.

Clarence:
So she helped me carry it up to my room and everything.

Clarence:
Next morning I got up and she said to me "My TV's missing! Where the f*** is it?" She'd blacked out and had no idea she'd given it to me.

Clarence:
She thought I'd stolen it.

Clarence:
Karl beat the f*** out of me. I needed six stitches.