The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

Cal:
You're gay, now?

David:
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.

Cal:
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

David:
You're gay for saying that.

Cal:
I'm gay for saying that?

David:
You know how I know you're gay?

Cal:
How? How do you know I'm gay?

David:
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Cal:
You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

David:
You know how I know you're gay?

Cal:
How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?

David:
You know how I know you're gay?

Cal:
How?

David:
You like Coldplay.