The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

Andy Stitzer:
You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.

David:
Oh, drag, dude.

Cal:
She's picking you up from here?

Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.

Cal:
That's f***ed up, man.

Andy Stitzer:
Why?

Cal:
Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.

Andy Stitzer:
So what?

Cal:
And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

Andy Stitzer:
Okay.

Cal:
[Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?

Andy Stitzer:
That's Oscar Goldman.

Cal:
Why do you have that?

Andy Stitzer:
That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Cal:
Well, that may be the case. But none of this sh*t is sexy, okay?

Andy Stitzer:
I'm not trying to be sexy, man.

Cal:
[Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?

Andy Stitzer:
They did not laugh at me.

David:
Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

Andy Stitzer:
You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?

Cal:
First, you relax, okay?

Andy Stitzer:
Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.

Cal:
Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

[Trish shows up at Andy's door and the entire apartment looks abandoned]