The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

Smart Tech Customer:
This sh*t just got real!

Jay:
What are you gonna do, b*tch?

Smart Tech Customer:
I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?

Jay:
You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? "Spoon", nigga. We f***ed dwarves in the ass!

Smart Tech Customer:
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!

Andy Stitzer:
[walks up quickly] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?

Smart Tech Customer:
[points at Jay] Is this your boy?

Jay:
Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?

Andy Stitzer:
Hey, how can we help you, sir?

Jay:
No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this b*tch, and now he 'bout to bounce!

Smart Tech Customer:
This your boy?

Jay:
Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.

Smart Tech Customer:
[points at Andy] You just got f***ed up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.

[pretends to shoot two guns at them]

Smart Tech Customer:
Both ya'll niggas!

Andy Stitzer:
What? What did I do?

Smart Tech Customer:
It don't f***ing matter!

Jay:
Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!