The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

Boy at Health Clinic:
Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.

Dad at Health Clinic:
Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?

Andy Stitzer:
You know what? I'm a virgin too.

Dad at Health Clinic:
We're virgins too.

[laughing]

Boy at Health Clinic:
Yeah.

[high five's dad]

Andy Stitzer:
No, you know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.

Dad at Health Clinic:
You know what your problem is? You're putting the p*ssy on a pedestal.