The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

Smart Tech Customer:
Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?

Jay:
That I can't do...

Smart Tech Customer:
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Jay:
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I ain't nobody's nigga.

Smart Tech Customer:
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Jay:
Now you're being condescending, see? You've been warned, 'aight? Now, let's move forward amicably.

Smart Tech Customer:
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.

Jay:
Okay, see... see, now you found yourself a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga? Nigga here now!