The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

Jay:
Wassup, dawg, what happened? How was the date with Trish?

Andy Stitzer:
Oh, it was a disaster.

Cal:
Really?

Andy Stitzer:
Yes, I've never been more embarrassed in my life. I couldn't get the condoms to work, and one of them exploded on my balls. And then, her kid walked in the room...

Jay:
Woah. Wait. Hold up. She was hiding the kid from you, dawg?

Andy Stitzer:
You know what? It doesn't matter. Because it was goin' downhill straight from there.

Jay:
Listen, you don't want no baby daddy drama. Trust me on this one, aight? For all you know, he in prison right now. Let's say y'all livin' together. Next thing you know, you the one gone on the first and the fifteenth, huh, to pick up the government check? What if he got boys that's on the outside? And they stalkin' you? See what I'm sayin? You gotta think, patna!

Andy Stitzer:
What the f*** are you talking about?