The 40 Year Old Virgin

The 40 Year Old Virgin2005



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[Andy is trying to fantasize about a porn star while masturbating] Hi Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. I wanna touch your big fat [becomes Andy's voice] noodle. 'Cause I wanna have naughty intercourse with you. I want you to put your penis on... I mean in me, Andy. I wanna do lots of sexy hot things with you. Sh*t. This really isn't working, Andy. I don't know what to say... because I AM YOU!

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