The 58th Annual Tony Awards2004

Hugh Jackman:
Our next presenter is...

Rod:
Omigod! It's the Boy from Oz!

Hugh Jackman:
It's Rod from Avenue Q, everybody! [applause]

Rod:
Hugh... oh, Huey, Huey, Huey, Huey, Huey, I am one of your biggest fans. I saw you in "Oklahoma" in London and "Sunset Boulevard" in Sydney and I'm wishing you the best of luck on winning "Best Leading Actor in a Musical."

Hugh Jackman:
I'm wishing you luck too.

Rod:
Really? Thank you. You know, Hugh, you are a very successful gentleman and I'm an investment banker, so if you ever need anyone to take care of your assets...

Hugh Jackman:
You mean like my wife?

Rod:
Right - Oh. What a lucky lady.

Hugh Jackman:
Now, look, mate, I'd like to...

Rod:
Wait, say that again!

Hugh Jackman:
Mate?

Rod:
Again!

Hugh Jackman:
G'day, mate!

Rod:
Touch me!

Hugh Jackman:
[carresses Rod] Take it easy, mate.

Rod:
Look into my eyes. [Rod kisses Hugh] I did it! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

Hugh Jackman:
Deb, if I go to the Avenue Q party, you'll know why.