The 66th Annual Tony Awards2012

[last lines]

Neil Patrick Harris:
Well, that's it! Congratulations to all our winners. I usually close the show with a song, but I've just been told we're running over, which is a shame, because... I don't know, it was a good one. But...

Neil Patrick Harris:
[singing] If I had time, I'd sing a little song recapping these awards. / A jazzy ditty set to introspective chords / With lyrics that would cite / Who won and lost tonight / With jokes we'd have to write mid-show. / They'd all be on-topic and each one would rhyme / But there's no time. / If I had time, I'd say how "Once" won once, won twice, then "Once" won more. / In fact, it pretty much won everything but Score. / How "Clybourne Park" took Play, / We made Hugh Jackman's day, / Is Harvey Fierstein gay? Who knows? / Then joke that Mike Nichols had just earned his "dime" / But there's no time. / I'd mention Judith and Judy and Tracie as Judy / And Audra, I know, what a shock! / Ferris with flappers and Christian's kidnappers / And Christians who rolled with the flock. / Oh, jeez, did those Jesuses rock! / Oh, what a crime that due to certain people's speeches running long / You'll never get a chance to hear my clever song. / Although, I could ask Les, / The head of CBS, / Hey, Les, do you say yes or no? / The network has spoken. / It's telling me I'm / Completely out of...

Director:
And we are clear! Thank you, everyone! That's a wrap!