The Abduction of Zack Butterfield2011

Chris Briggs:
God, you are so p*ssy-whipped.

Zack Butterfield:
Oh, f*** you, Chris, I'm not whipped. That's so ridiculous.

Chris Briggs:
Right, like you're not the most p*ssy-whipped guy on the planet f***in' Earth.

Zack Butterfield:
Just 'cause I not a Neanderthal like you. Just 'cause I can actually be friends with a girl.

Chris Briggs:
Whipped! Like everyone doesn't know? Give me a break. Man, lately, every time I ask you something, it's always "Emily this, Emily that".

Zack Butterfield:
Come on, grow up. You just hate girls. You prob'ly still run up to 'em with dead frogs.

Chris Briggs:
Oooh, hate girls? No, no, no. I don't hate girls. I *love* girls. I just don't like them when they're standing up.