The Absent-Minded Waiter

     

The Absent-Minded Waiter1977

The Absent-Minded Waiter is a 1977 short film starring Steve Martin, Teri Garr, and Buck Henry. It was written by Martin and directed by Carl Gottlieb. The film was produced by William E. McEuen, who would go on to produce Steve Martin's next six f… more »


Steven, The Waiter:
All right, here's your drink order. One-two-three-four-five-six martinis, and your lard omelet.

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