The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew1983

[Bob and Doug are on the witness stand in the courtroom after being sworn on the Bible to tell the truth prior to testimony]

Bob McKenzie:
I do.

Doug McKenzie:
I do.

Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married, clerk.

Doug McKenzie:
Oh.

Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?

The Judge:
Order, Order!

Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.

Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.

The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!

Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.

[Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!]