The American Astronaut

     

The American Astronaut2001

Stars: Cory McAbee, Rocco Sisto, Gregory Russell Cook, Annie Golden
Genre: Comedy, Musical, Sci-Fi
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 91 minutes

The American Astronaut is a 2001 space-western/musical, directed by and starring Cory McAbee. The film was released on DVD in Spring of 2005. The band Billy Nayer Show, helmed by McAbee, wrote and performed the film's soundtrack. more »


Old Man:
So this guy walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" The bartender says, "Sure." So he wipes his ass on it and the bar - What? Ah, sh*t. I just told you the punchline. Been telling this joke so f***in' long, I knew I'd f*** it up.

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