The April Fools1969

Naomi Jackson:
[Walks sexily into Howard's office] Hi.

Howard Brubaker:
[Puzzled] Hi?

Naomi Jackson:
I'm supposed to be your new... secretary. [pause] We met last night [He doesn't get it] At the party?

Howard Brubaker:
Oh, sure. You're the one with... How are you?

Naomi Jackson:
Tired.

Howard Brubaker:
Me too! [Nervously laughs]

Naomi Jackson:
[Leans towards him] You want a pill?

Howard Brubaker:
What's in the pill?

Naomi Jackson:
You tell me.

Howard Brubaker:
No. Thank you. Would you get my wife... on the phone?

Naomi Jackson:
Sure. What's your name?

Howard Brubaker:
Oh, Brubaker... Howard.

Naomi Jackson:
Is that what you want me to call you?

Howard Brubaker:
Well, yeah. Or you can call me Mr. Brubaker or Howard or actually whatever you want.

Naomi Jackson:
Good. I'm used to working for swingers.