The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford2007

Jesse James:
Give me some more conversations, Bob.

Charley Ford:
I got one. This one's about as crackerjack.

Jesse James:
Let Bob tell it.

Robert Ford:
I don't even know what you're talking about.

Charley Ford:
About how much you and Jesse have in common.

Jesse James:
Go on, Bob.

Charley Ford:
Tell a story.

Robert Ford:
Nope. Nope.

Charley Ford:
Entertain Jesse. He's here.

Robert Ford:
Well, if you'll pardon my saying so, I guess it is interesting, the many ways you and I overlap and whatnot. You begin with our Daddies. Your daddy was a pastor of the New Hope Baptist Church; my daddy was a pastor of a church at Excelsior Springs. Um. You're the youngest of the three James boys; I'm the youngest of the five Ford boys. Between Charley and me, is another brother, Wilbur here, with six letters in his name; between Frank and you was a brother, Robert, also with six letters. Robert is my Christian name. You have blue eyes; I have blue eyes. You're five feet eight inches tall. I'm five feet eight inches tall. Oh me, I must've had a list as long as your nightshirt when I was twelve, but I've lost some curiosities over the years.

Jesse James:
[stares at Bob for a long time, smiles] Ain't he something?