The Astronaut's Wife1999

Spencer Armacost:
Well I told that bloated fast food eating motherf***er that we'd have never gotten the chance to be heroes if he hadn't forced us to put that peice of sh*t exploding sateliette up into orbit.

Jillian Armacost:
And then what happened?

Spencer Armacost:
Oh you know, he said he'd never been spoken to like that before by anybody and I said I didn't give a big hairy rats ass and if he ever called me again I would track him down, rouse him from his bunk, pull his pants round his ankles and spank him with a coathanger right there in front of his wife and children!

Jillian Armacost:
Wanna tell me what you really said to the president?

Spencer Armacost:
Yeah, I thanked him for his call and I asked him what he was wearing. And, uh, he started breathing kinda heavy, made a funny noise and hung up.