The Best Christmas Pageant Ever1983

Maxine:
[referring to a shack exploding] Who said the Herdmans did it?

Beth Bradley:
They said they did. Ralph said he was the one that stole the chemistry set from Old Man Johnson's garage.

Alice Wendlekin:
Call the police, then they can put Ralph in jail.

Beth Bradley:
Alice, nobody's going to call the police on them.

Maxine:
Because they're kids.

Beth Bradley:
No, because they burned down the jail.