The Blue Max1966

General Count von Klugermann:
Stachel. I want him brought to Berlin immediately.

Holbach:
Yes, Herr General.

General Count von Klugermann:
There is some difficulty?

Holbach:
Well, I don't know what you have in mind, Herr General, but, uh, with the offensive at its height, well, there'd have to be some legitimate excuse to order him to come.

General Count von Klugermann:
He's wounded, isn't he?

Holbach:
Yes, Herr General.

General Count von Klugermann:
Hmm. A mentionable wound?

Holbach:
Uh, in the arm.

General Count von Klugermann:
Good. The people like soldiers who were shot in the right places. Order Stachel to Berlin for special hospital treatment. I want you to ensure that all our newspapers give full prominence to this gallant episode - photographs, everything.