The Book of Eli2010

Hijack Leader:
What ya got there in that pack?

Eli:
What pack?

Hijacker:
He got a gun.

Hijack Leader:
Sh*t, it ain't loaded. Oh, they never are. Ain't that right, old man? Open the pack and tip it out on the road nice and slow.

Eli:
Can't do that.

Hijack Leader:
Take off the f***ing pack. And put it on the ground. Or DIE!

Young Woman Hijacker:
Ooooh.

Hijack Leader:
[pokes Eli hard] Are you listening to me?

Eli:
I am now.

Hijack Leader:
Good.

Eli:
You listening to me?

Hijack Leader:
Yeah.

Eli:
Good. Put that hand on me again, you won't get it back.

Hijack Leader:
[laughing] Do you believe this f***ing guy? All right, you want to do it the hard way.

[the leader grabs at Eli, who pulls a machete and cuts off his hand at the wrist]

Hijack Leader:
How'd you do that? He just cut my hand off! What are you standing around for? Kiss him!

Hijacker:
What'd he say?

Eli:
He's in shock. I think he meant, "Kill him."