The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy2000

Dennis:
Where is my living room?

Taylor:
Oh it's still here, I just shifted it around a little.

Dennis:
No, this is YOUR living room. You didn't shift my living room around, you shifted my living room out and your living room in. So, where is my living room?

Taylor:
Distributed evenly around the house.

Dennis:
Distribute it back.

Taylor:
It took me all day!

Dennis:
So now you'll be done in time to set your curlers for bed.

Taylor:
Okay Dennis, look at it this way: a new furniture arrangement is like a new hairstyle, you have to live with it for a few days before you can tell whether you really like it or not.

Dennis:
That is not true. I haven't had a shag, but I wouldn't have to live with one for a few days to know that I don't want one.