Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel2009

[the Chipmunks are sent to Dr. Rubin's office after their brawl against Ryan and Xander]

Dr. Rubin:
You threatened to climb inside of him and build a nest.

Simon:
That was out of line. I'm not even sure that's physically possible.

Dr. Rubin:
I should suspend all 3 of you.

Alvin:
Please do.

Dr. Rubin:
Instead, I have a better idea. Due to budget cutbacks, we are in jeopardy of losing our beloved music program.

Simon:
That's awful.

Dr. Rubin:
I know. But there is one small ray of hope. Every year, the district sponsors a music competition, and the winner's school receives $25,000. If we win, we can save our program.

Simon:
And you want us to perform?

Alvin:
'Cause I didn't think you were a fan.

Dr. Rubin:
Why don't you sleep on it?

[she reaches for her jacket, revealing a tattoo of the Chipmunks on her left arm, to the Chipmunks' surprise]

Alvin:
Wait a minute! What is that?! That's us!

Theodore:
I look skinny.

[Dr. Rubin is shocked that they have noticed]

Dr. Rubin:
Promise me that you won't say anything. A principal has a certain image to uphold, and if the faculty ever found out about this, I could-- [laughs excitedly and bangs on her desk] I just cannot believe that you're actually sitting in my office! I have all of your C.D.'s. I even went to see you last year in Denver. That's where I got this. [her tattoo] It was my birthday. And I was like: "Ah! The Chipmunks! Ah!". So, what do you say? Will you represent our school?

Alvin:
Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.

Theodore:
Come on, Alvin. Whattaya say? One for all, and 3 for one.

Simon:
Well put, Theodore. Very well put. Count us in!

Alvin:
[unenthusiastically] Yay.

Dr. Rubin:
Go, Eagles!

Theodore:
Eagles?! Where?!