The Business of Fancydancing2002

Seymour Polatkin:
I told my grandma, 'I'm, I'm two-spirited, I'm, I'm gay.' And she went, 'Ohhh, I had a gay chicken once, you know?' And I said, 'Really?' She said, 'Yeah, I had a gay chicken once. I bought this new rooster for my hens. It was real beautiful, I shoulda know it was gonna be trouble, it was too pretty. It had white feathers with gold tips and I put it in with my hens. And it strutted around, and it went over to the hens, then it just sat down beside them. Wouldn't mount them. So then I thought, my chicken, it's gay. So, I went and got a new rooster and I put that new rooster in with the old rooster and whatya know that old rooster goes up to the new rooster, wiggles its tale in front of it and squats on the ground. So, then I knew I had a gay rooster. So I ate it.' That was my grandmother's way of saying that chicken is still just a chicken. And that it didn't matter that I was gay or not.