The Cat Lady2012

Mitzi:
[Susan is taking a bath] Miss Ashworth, I need to ask you something. Can I come in?

Susan:
I'm in the bath. Is it important?

Mitzi:
Yes, very important! The fate of the world depends on it!

Susan:
You can come in, if you promise you're not a lesbian.

Mitzi:
A lesbian? I told you I had a boyfriend, Miss A! We're both girls. We shouldn't get embarrassed by each other. Where do you get ideas like that?

Susan:
I don't know... It seems everyone is gay these days. Now, that's okay with me. Don't get me wrong. But I don't necessarily want a lesbian to stare at my b*obs, if you know what I mean

Mitzi:
Miss A, if I want to stare at some b*obs, I'll take my top off and look in the mirror.

Susan:
Right, come in then.

Mitzi:
[Mitzi enters the bathroom] I'm cooking up some pancakes. What do you like on yours?