The Caveman's Valentine2001

Sheila:
So, now you think you're a detective?

Romulus Ledbetter:
I got eyes, Sheila. I can see things other people can't.

Sheila:
Like me? [Smiles] You still think I look like this after all these years? [laughs] You're no smarter than when I married you, are you?

Romulus Ledbetter:
I'm going to find the evidence, Sheila. I'm going to nail this Leppenraub bastard.

Sheila:
Aw, baby, if your sh*t was a rocketship, you could fly to the moon. Now, why do you have to stick your nose in matters that don't pertain to you? And don't give me some bullshit about love.

Romulus Ledbetter:
The dead boy knew me, Sheila. He called me, "The Voice."

Sheila:
It's Lulu, isn't it? You want to prove yourself to her? You want to earn her respect? Try soap and water. Try getting a job.