The Cincinnati Kid1965

[Shooter's wife Melba is altering a jigsaw puzzle piece with a nail file]

Shooter:
Melba, why do you do that?

Melba:
So it'll fit, stupid.

Shooter:
No, I'm not talking about that. What I'm asking is... do you, uh, have to cheat at everything?

Melba:
At everything?

Shooter:
Yes. At... solitaire. I've yet to see you play one game of solitaire without cheating.

Melba:
So what?

Shooter:
Look, you're just cheating yourself, don't you understand? You'll be the loser, no one else but yourself!... You've ruined the puzzle, now, that doesn't go in there.

[She forces the altered piece into place]

Melba:
Does now.