The Cocoanuts1929

Hammer:
Do you know what a lot is?

Chico:
Yeah, too much.

Hammer:
I don't mean a whole lot. Just a little lot with nothing on it.

Chico:
Any time you gotta too much, you gotta whole lot. Look, I'll explain it to you. Some time you no gotta much; sometimes you gotta whole lot. You know that it's a lot. Somebody else maybe thinka it's too much; it's a whole lot, too. Now, a whole lot is too much; too much is a whole lot; same thing.

Hammer:
The next time I see you, remind not to talk to you, will you?