The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)2000

Reed Martin:
Take the time now to locate the exit nearest your seat.

[makes gestures a la an airplane flight attendant pointing out the exits]

Reed Martin:
If the room should experience a sudden change in pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally. If you're here with a small child, please place your own mask on first, and let the little bugger fend for himself.

[laughter]