The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)2000

the Narrator:
From Tybalt's death onward, the lovers are cursed, despite the best efforts of Friar and Nurse. Their fate pursues them, they can't seem to duck it... [Austin realizes where the text is headed, and improvises]... And at the end of Act Five, they both kick the bucket!

Juliet:
[singing the "Lone Ranger" theme song] Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steed and bring him cloudy night immediately! Come night! Come civil night! Come him thou Romeo day and night! Come gentle night! Come loving, black-browed night! Oh, night, night, night, night, night! Come, come, come, come, come! [laughter] I didn't write it!