The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)2000

Reed Martin, Adam Long, Austin Tichenor:
Act V.

Reed Martin:
The duke commands the fairies to right their wrongs.

Adam Long:
The pages and the bimbos get into a knock-down, drag-out fight in the mud...

Austin Tichenor:
During which the pages' clothes get ripped off, revealing female genitalia.

Reed Martin:
The duke recognizes his daughters.

Adam Long:
The duke's brother's sons recognize their uncle.

Austin Tichenor:
One of the shrews is elected Senator from New York.

[audience laughter]

Reed Martin:
And they all get married and go out to dinner.

Adam Long:
Except for a minor character in the second act who gets eaten by a bear, and the duke's brother's sons, who, unable to pay back the old Jew, give themselves lobotomies.

Reed Martin, Adam Long, Austin Tichenor:
And they all live happily ever after.