The Crossing2000

Col. John Glover:
The boats are ready, sir. The men are ready as they're going to be, provided we can cross that damn river at all.

Gen. George Washington:
What was that?

Col. John Glover:
About the men sir?

Gen. George Washington:
No, something about not crossing the river? Glover, you have been a pain in my ass and a thorn in my side since the day I first met you. You'd have been a general by now, if not for your pithy bitching.