National Lampoon's Animal House1978

Dean Wormer:
Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Greg:
Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Dean Wormer:
Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Greg:
You're talking about Delta, sir.

Dean Wormer:
Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!!! This year is going to be different. This year we are going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus.

Greg:
What do you intend to do sir? Delta's already on probation.

Dean Wormer:
They are?

Greg:
Yes, sir.

Dean Wormer:
Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation!

Greg:
Double secret probation, sir?

Dean Wormer:
There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency. Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. You live next door. Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little sh*t, just like you, right? [Greg nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.