National Lampoon's Animal House

National Lampoon's Animal House1978

Director: John Landis
Stars: John Belushi, Tim Matheson, John Vernon, Verna Bloom, Tom Hulce
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 109 minutes

National Lampoon's Animal House is a 1978 film about a misfit group of fraternity boys who take on the system at their college. more »



Dean Wormer:
Where are the other two-Stratton and Schoenstein?

Hoover:
We can't find them, sir. We looked everywhere, but-

Dean Wormer:
Never mind. Did you boys see your midterm grades yet?

Hoover:
They're not posted yet, sir.

Dean Wormer:
I've seen them. Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F-that's a 1.2 grade point average. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class.

[Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge]

Dean Wormer:
Mr. Dorfman.

Flounder:
Hellooooo.

Dean Wormer:
0.2. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House-1.6. Four C's and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu- [looks up to see that Bluto has stuck pencils up his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. 0.0. Now I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I'm about to tell you right now.

Hoover:
And what's that, sir?

Dean Wormer:
You're out! Finished at Faber! EXPELLED!!! I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all, all eligible for military service.

[Flounder's mouth flutters]

Dean Wormer:
Well? [Flounder opens his mouth a bit] Well? [Flounder opens his mouth some more] OUT with it!

[Flounder vomits on Dean Wormer]

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