The Dictator2012

Waiter:
What is your name?

General Aladeen:
My name is Allison Burgers.

Waiter:
That is a made up name. What is your real name?

General Aladeen:
My name is Ladiz.

Waiter:
Ladiz what?

General Aladeen:
Ladiz Washroom.

Waiter:
[notices sign that says "Ladies Wash Room"] Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like the sign. What is your real name?

General Aladeen:
My name is Emplyes.

Waiter:
Emplyes what?

General Aladeen:
Emplyes Mustwashhands.

Waiter:
[notices sign "Employees Must Wash Hands"] That is a made up name. Tell us your real name. We are interested. We are all interested.

General Aladeen:
My name is Max.

Waiter:
Max?

General Aladeen:
Imumoccupancy120.

Waiter:
[notices sign "Maximum Occupancy 120 Persons"] There is a number in your name. WHO ARE YOU? AN ALADEEN SYMPATHIZER?

[realizes]

Waiter:
IT'S HIM! IT'S ALADEEN!