The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Her2013

Professor Lillian Friedman:
I'm not sure why people have kids. You know, first there's the nine months of agony, your body hurts, it's hot, it's cold, you crave pickles, and there's no words to describe whatever the f*** labor is. And then this little stranger comes out, sucking every bit of life you have left in you, and as soon as you're ready to jump out of a window, all of a sudden, he smiles.

Professor Lillian Friedman:
[about her lunch] Jesus Christ, this is good.

Professor Lillian Friedman:
And whatever you do, however you do it, however you imagine your child's life, or what kind of parent you'd be, he's in some shrink's office accusing you of some stupid thing that you said or did that for the life of you, you can't remember saying or doing.